December 24, 2005

"Lonely in Gorgeous" - Tommy February6

So yesterday I was just loitering around on the Internet when I thought that it'd be a nice thing to make a gift layout for everyone who uses journalspace since I frequently post writing there, and, surprisingly, people actually read and comment there. So in other words, journalspace is filled with wannabe writers just like me. Now, the demography of this colony of deranged and psychologically unsound bunch of wannabe writers is signficantly older than the rest of us. How old? Well let's just say that a few of them could rightfully use their senior citizen discount cards. In any case, this colony of deranged and psychologically unsound and old bunch of wannabe writers are forced to use the most horrid-looking templates, because, well, they're old (okay so that's a really bad reason, but do you see your grandmother making Britney Spears layouts?). And, me, being the vain little Asian princess that I am, thought that it'd be nice to bring them the wonders of a two-columned and semi-decent looking tables layout. Because you absolutely can't go parading your writing and personal life around in those drabby layouts. Why, don't you know, it doesn't matter how good your content is, it's all about appearance these days. So anyhow, I posted a half-decent layout on the site up for free grabs to anyone who used journalspace. Hell, I was even super vain about it and used on it on my own journal first just to demonstrate how vain and pretentious that I am. In any case, a lot of people liked it and a few people told me that I should charge for layouts. Of course, this amounts to the same thing as your grandparents patting you on the ass and telling you that you ought to go into the lemonade business because your stand didn't get run over by the big mean pick up truck. But I guess someone thought that it would be a good idea, and I actually got contacted to make a layout. Now, if you've been keeping up with my blog, you would know that my mother has been bugging me recently about making some money. Or, in other words, getting some talent. So I thought that I'd show her up one and flash my super layouting powers of doom, which, everyone can resist quite easily. It really was a bad idea. I labored and toiled over the layout for hours on end. It was quite excruciating. In fact, I'm sure that my mother laughed at me and my father called me a bad communist and my sister stole my grapes while I wasn't looking. The bastard. But, anyway, I did manage to finish it. And now I will show it to the world: Wow I feel vaguely like one of those three year olds who just dragged their mother into the bathroom to look at their poop. "Look everyone! Look at the production of my 'hard work'!" You know you love looking at my feces.

lettres d'amour

i love reading your writing. this post is my favorite one yet. my blog is dry and tasteless as day old bread compared to yours.

	p

Oh my god, I actually read that post and fuck, that was sooo worth reading. I looove grapes but instead of being rude, I'll be polite and ASK for grapes. So, may I have some of yoru grapes, please?

	Jeff

it's so pretty! that's vectoring right? it takes really long. i want a bigger view too. haha i saw one person selling a vector thing that she made for 20 usd before! heh.

	yu li

literally the moment i read about your poop i realized that i too, in fact, have to poop. see, i am one of those shatting masters, i can poop in less than 20 seconds if i was really trying, but sadly, ive become lazy in exercising my pooping skills, and so now i poop for a full half an hour like every other normal human being on earth (really, that half an hour is about a minute or so, but what does it really matter?)

	rebekah

At least it doesn't smell. In fact, I think it looks really good.

	Arielle

FOR YOU MY FRIEND!! : gift I hope you have a merry christmas! Hmm..I've never heard of journal space, but sorry about the old people on there? :P cheers!

	Lyra

Purdy layout! ^^ And good luck with the money making... and the old people of course! XD

	Sophie

Your feces is dead on sexy. I want a larger view.

	Melissa

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