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Oh, and it's 2006.
The year came by without me not really giving much of a shit, mainly because I'm just not naturally one of those gushy-lovey people. I find this to be true of most first-borns simply because we have to deal with the traumatic experience of having younger siblings. Yes, younger siblings is to blame for all types of apathy: teenage apathy, antisocial-murderer apathy, voter apathy, etc, they're all because of younger siblings.
I'm sure that if I did a study, studies would also show that people with younger siblings tended to vote for Bush in 2004.
From this, I can conclude that younger siblings are the devil. Please press two if you would like to speak with an exorcist.
But in any case, I didn't feel extraordinarily festive during the New Year's celebration, and I still feel very much less than festive. In fact, I feel extraordinarily sluggish and unfestive for this time of year. A new semester is beginning, I'll be forced to go back to eating American food, and the apocolypse is coming and probably is going to get here before I can be baptized and saved by Jesus.
Damnations.
Despite all this impending doom and gloom, however, there are a few nice things that have happened this holiday season. I have made one hundred dollars over the course of the month making custom layouts, claimed ownership over the ancient family digital camera, wrote some excruciatingly bad prose, and won an iPod shuffle for being literate in American history.
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