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| It's hard to write about life when life's been hard. I had a fight with my good friend Alcohol a few days back. He said that I just wasn't the same person that I used to be anymore and walked out on me. Walked out on me and had me dealing with his luggage. He wrote me a few hours later asking to have his things UPSed to him. I gave him the finger and told him to go fuck himself in a corner. Actually, deep down, I really love Alcohol. I'm sure that in a few weeks he'll come around and we'll be having unbelievable make-up sex in no time. He needs me. He's nothing without a mind to muddle and befuddle. We've got an understanding, something special. We're like Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, Bonnie and Cylde. Actually it's more like Hedwig (transsexual East German widely-ignored rockstar) and Toney Gnosis (Geeky and religiously-confused guy who ran off with all of Hedwig's songs and became famous off of them). But what the hell? We're published! Immortalized! So what am I doing for Spring Break? I've got a ticket for a cruise to nowhere. I heard that all the kids are doing it these days. I've got a date with a lady named Mary Jane; she's quite the coquette, I hear, really knows how to have a good time. I wonder if she'll bring around her cousin (X)Stacy if I beg hard enough. Those girls really know how to have a good time. I'm also first in line for the unveiling of my little brother's new vodka concoction. He said to me, "Danielle, you know what you need?" And I said, "What, Bobby? What the fuck do I need?" And he said, "You need a taste of my new mixed drink." And I said, "Jesus, Bobby. I said that I needed to get drunk, not poisoned." And he said, "Oh come on, by then you'll be so drunk that you won't even notice that you're dying." And I said, "Oh, okay." Oh, okay. |
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| haha i think you and your brother have this sense of humour! aha. |
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| yu li |
| Good luck on everything. ♥ |
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| Melissa |
| I have complete faith that things will work out. True love always does. Then maybe you can have a foursome with Mary Jane and (X)Stacey! |
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| Hello and welcome to La cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point, a place where I store all of my thoughts and experiences. Feel free to look around, but please keep in mind that everything that I write here is about myself and my experiences. Thanks and enjoy. |
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| fille |
| I am an eighteen-year-old college student who is currently attending the University of Virginia. I enjoy reading, writing, intelligence, and sarcasm. My goals in life include being a successful swindler, a professional liar, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom with. More? |
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